The Dimino-Matic 2000 is a revolutionary time-traveling toaster designed to bring a dash of futuristic chic to your breakfast table. Simply insert your favorite bread, select the desired temporal coordinate, and behold as your toast materializes from the very fabric of space and time.
Features include:
- Multi-dimensional toasting algorithms
- Inertial dampening technology
- Temporal re-entry protocols
Side effects may include:
- Spontaneous combustion
- Unpredictable chrono-displacement
- Temporal paradoxes
Assembled in a secret underground laboratory by a team of highly trained engineers, the Dimino-Matic 2000 is not for the faint of heart. Or is it?