Legend has it that a team of scientists, fueled by a love of pizza and a disregard for sanity, created a machine that could create an infinite supply of pizza.
But what they didn't account for was the machine's tendency to warp the fabric of space and time.
The portal, now known as the "Infinite Pizza Machine," stands as a testament to the dangers of unchecked ambition and bad food choices.
It's said that if you enter the portal, you'll find yourself in a realm where pizza is the only thing that matters.
And by "realm," we mean you'll probably just end up in a dark, damp cave filled with the faint scent of garlic and the sound of sizzling cheese.
But hey, it's worth a shot, right?