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This is a toaster that can exist outside of the third dimension. It's like the toaster you had, but it's also not like it at all. It's a toaster that can toast bread, and bread-like objects, in ways you never thought possible.
This is a chair that you can inflate and deflate at will. It's like a bean bag chair, but it's also not like one at all. It's a chair that can change shape and size in mid-use, making it perfect for those who value flexibility in their furniture.