Our Secret Agents

Welcome, fellow Neo-Bruinist, to the most elite spy organization in the world: Our Secret Agents (OSA)! Our agents are the best of the best, trained to infiltrate even the most secure of fortresses: the average suburban home's Wi-Fi network.

With our top-of-the-line spy gear, including our patented "Invisible Toaster" and "Stealthy Socks," our agents are always one step ahead of the competition.

But it's not just about the tech, folks. It's about the art of the spy game. Our agents are masters of disguise, sabotage, and... extreme ironing.