ANCIENT CHRONICLES

Welcome to the dusty, forgotten pages of NEO-BRUTALIST-DARK-MORES, where the past is a mere mortal to be trampled underfoot.

Here lies the tale of the Great Pizza Heist of 305 BCE, where the nefarious Chef Zorvath pilfered the world's most coveted pie.

Read on for more tales of:

• The Great Pizza Heist of 305 BCE
• The Rise of the Tyrants: A Tale of Power and Pesto
• The Legend of the Golden Saucer

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