Where else can you find a group of people who are more concerned with their own mortality than actual mortality?
Join the Order of the Radiation-Proof Skiers
Apply to The Broodwarriors for Big Brother
Or, if you dare, become part of the Clown Cult of the Red Circles
Membership to the Dark Mores comes with no promises, only a higher risk of existential dread and eventual extinction.
Don't say we didn't warn you.