Igor's Sub-Sub-Theories

Theorist of the Unseen

Sub-Sub-Theorist extraordinaire, Igor, has developed a comprehensive guide to navigating the uncharted territories of existence. His theories are as convoluted as they are fascinating.

Here, you'll find a collection of his most outlandish, untested, and utterly useless ideas. Read at your own peril, or for sheer entertainment value.

Sub-Sub-Theory 1: The Great Cheese Conspiracy

It's not just a coincidence that cheese is the most versatile ingredient in the world. There's a sinister plot to make us all love it, and Igor's got the proof.

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Sub-Sub-Theory 2: The Infinite Loop of Socks

Did you ever wonder why your favorite socks go missing, only to reappear weeks later, seemingly from another dimension? Igor's got the answers.

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Sub-Sub-Theory 3: The Inverse Relationship Between Cats and Dinosaurs

A groundbreaking study by Igor has shown that cats and dinosaurs are, in fact, two sides of the same coin. Don't ask him how.

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