Welcome to Abysmal Exit 101: Panic Button

Are you tired of the abyssal bureaucracy? Do you yearn for a way to escape the never-ending void?

Warning: Pressing this button may lead to unintended consequences, including but not limited to:

Proceed with caution (or don't, we won't judge)

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