It's a long story, but you were on your way to a very important appointment with a mermaid. She promised to show you the secrets of the deep, but you never made it past the first buoy. Now you're stuck in the middle of nowhere with no snacks.
We're not even sure why you're here, but the Abyssal Authorities are on their way to collect you. They're not exactly known for their hospitality, so you should probably find a nice rock to hide under.
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