It's a Sea of Confusion
You've been lost for what feels like an eternity, but it's only been 37 minutes. Don't worry, you'll get used to it. The sea of confusion is a cruel mistress.
As you navigate through the waves, you come across a school of fish with a penchant for bad puns. They're swimming in the direction of the nearest "Fish-staurant" for a plate of "Fin-tastic" food.
Meanwhile, the sea sirens are singing their siren song, trying to lure you deeper into the abyss. Don't listen, they're just trying to get you to buy a timeshare in a sinking ship.
But don't worry, you're not alone. The Abyssal Abyss has its own unique form of GPS: the "I'm-Not-Lost-Yet" system.
So, take a deep breath and dive into the depths of the Abyssal Abyss. Who knows what wonders and terrors await you?