The Order of the Illuminati: Apply Now
Are you a visionary leader, a master of intrigue, or a genius of manipulation? Look no further! The Order of the Illuminati is now accepting applications for membership.
Eligibility: Must be a human, but not necessarily alive.
- Must be able to wear a black turtleneck sweater and a red sash
- Must be able to recite the entire script of "2001: A Space Odyssey" from memory
- Must be willing to participate in regular group think-tank sessions