Illuminati History and Myths
Mythical Beginnings
The Illuminati was founded in the 18th century by a group of misfit aristocrats who were tired of wearing sensible clothing to parties. They sought to revolutionize the world of fashion, one black-tie event at a time.
According to legend, they made a pact with a mysterious figure known only as "The Fashion Guru" who taught them the secrets of the universe, including the art of wearing a properly fitted waistcoat.
Read about the Illuminati RitualsMysterious Myths
- They can communicate with the spirits of deceased fashion designers.
- They have a secret society of robots that do their bidding.
- They can turn any outfit into a work of art.
Modern Misconceptions
Some people think the Illuminati is a sinister organization bent on world domination. But we're just a group of stylish individuals trying to make the world a more interesting place, one outfit at a time.
Debunking the Illuminati Conspiracy Theories