Learn the ancient art of speaking like a Illuminati member. It's easier than you think! (Or is it?)
Remember, the key to Illuminati speak is to use as many words as possible that sound like they're made up.
For example, instead of saying "hello", say "Gleebledorp" or "Flumplenax". It's all about the flow.
Practice your Gleebledorps and Flumplenaxs, and you'll be speaking like a true Illuminati in no time! (Or, you know, in about 500 years.)