Welcome, brave adventurer, to the Blood Red Beer Tavern, where the ale flows like the crimson rivers of the underworld. Our beer menu is as follows:
A fiery brew made from the finest dragon's blood and a hint of smoldering coal. Not for the faint of heart.
A stout made from the finest grave dirt and a splash of midnight oil. Perfect for the undead.
A golden lager brewed with the finest hieroglyphic honey and a pinch of cursed dust. Not for the living.