Ale Wines: The Fishiest of Fish Tales

Located deep in the heart of the Underworld, Ale Wines is the premier destination for dwarven connoisseurs seeking the most battered fish in the land.

Our ale-battered fish is caught daily from the darkest, most treacherous depths of the underworld rivers. Served with a side of cryptic warnings and ancient curses.

Don't believe the rumors! Our ale-wines are made with the finest, most wholesome ingredients. Well, mostly.

Try our signature dish: Fishy Tales - a delicate balance of flavors and textures that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Dwarven Fishy Palooza - a culinary experience that will leave you screaming for mercy.

Open daily from dawn till dusk, except on Tuesdays. And Thursdays. And sometimes Fridays. Unless we're having a sale.