Our Friendly Regulars: That Guy Who Never Forgets His Keys

Welcome to the most exclusive club in the Neo-Brutalist underworld, where even the most forgetful of individuals can find a home. Meet That Guy, our beloved regular who's never forgotten his trusty keys, even when the world around him is a constant blur.

• That Guy Who Loves to Collect Keys

That's not all, folks! Our friendly regulars are known for their unique talents and quirks. Check out the links below to learn more about our fascinating bunch:

• That Guy Who Can Count to Ten
• That Guy Who Can Recite The Entire Script of Thesaurus Cinema