So, you think you can recite the entire script of Thesaurus Cinema? Think again, pal! It's not just about spewing out a bunch of words, it's about flair, it's about panache, it's about... well, it's just about being that guy.
It's all about the rhythm, the flow, the... the... the je ne sais quoi. Practice your spelling with a Thesaurus-themed Scrabble board, or better yet, a Thesaurus-shaped Etch A Sketch.
Don't just memorize the Thesaurus script, live it! Syzygy is the key to unlocking your true potential. It's not just about words, it's about the space between them, the rhythm of the sentences.
Don't just read the script, read between the lines! Read outside the box! Read... well, read anything that's not inside the box. Unless it's a box of Thesaurus-shaped chocolates. Then, by all means, read inside the box.