Welcome, brave adventurers, to the Ungiving Ursa Tavern, where the ale flows like the tears of the oppressed and the alewives are as plentiful as the lies of the patrons.
Here you will find:
Ale Wives of Malice - A selection of the finest, most trouble-some brews in the land.
Ale of the Doomed - A brew so dark, it'll make you question the very fabric of reality.
Dark Ale of the Doombot - A brew so bold, it'll make you wonder if you should be afraid of the robot bartender.
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, you can try: