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Our Minions

Meet Our Minion Squad

1. Minion Mike, the self-proclaimed 'King of the Bunker'

Minion Mike is a self-obsessed, self-taught engineer who's built an entire network of underground tunnels and bunkers using nothing but twinkle lights, old car parts, and his own brand of 'tunnel-vision'

2. Minion Jane, our resident expert on all things fungus and fungal-based

Minion Jane has spent years studying the art of fungal mycology, but her true love is secretly for the art of extreme taxidermy

Minion Bob the Burrower, our resident mole-person

Minion Bob has spent his entire life burrowing into the ground, creating intricate networks of tunnels and caverns beneath the earth

Want to learn more about our minions? Check out their bios

Want to join the Minion Squad? Apply now!

[Minion Mike's page] [Minion Jane's page] [Minion Bob's page]