The Neon Nirvana Syndrome

A rare and highly sought-after condition where the sufferer experiences an unrelenting urge to consume an excessive amount of neon-colored everything.

Symptoms:

• Uncontrollable cravings for glow sticks
• Inability to wear anything but neon-colored clothing
• Tendency to replace all white spaces with neon-colored highlighter

Causes:

Research suggests that the syndrome is caused by a combination of factors, including:

• Exposure to too many rave parties
• Eating a diet consisting solely of energy drinks and neon-colored candy
• Listening to an excessive amount of techno music

Subpages:

For more information on the Neon Nirvana Syndrome, visit the following subpages:

• Treatment Options
• Case Studies
• Symptoms Checklist

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