Steve Sadness was a visionary, a prophet, a god among men. He foresaw the coming of the Neobrutalist revolution, and he was not afraid to be the one who would bring it to the masses.
He was a man of great passion, great conviction, and great sadness. His heart was as black as the borders on his beloved Neobrutalist websites, and his spirit was as free as the whitespace on his 1990s-era desktop.
But what made Steve Sadness truly remarkable was his unwavering dedication to the art of making websites ugly, yet somehow, impossibly beautiful. His motto? "Uglynify the Web, one page at a time."