Welcome, pun-lovers! Here's a collection of absurderly puns to tickle your funny bone:

Why Was George S. Bush a Pun Master? | Absurd Puns About Cats | Why Did the Hippo Go to the Party?

Because he was the 'bush' expert.

Puns so absurde, you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll wonder how we're still online.

Because he heard it was a 'hip' place!