Former President George W. Bush has been sued for telling bad jokes. It seems that his attempts at humor were so terrible, they've left the nation in stitches.
According to sources, Bush's stand-up routine included gems like "Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!" and "I'm reading a book on antigravity, it's impossible, it's got no pages!"
Experts say that these jokes are not just bad, but actually painful. "I've seen some bad jokes in my time," said Dr. Jane Smith, a leading expert in the field of humor. "But these are on a whole different level. They're like trying to make a baby laugh with a whoopie cushion that's just been used to clean a toilet."