Hippos' Favorite Party Foods

Q: What is a hippo's favorite party food?

A: Carrot cake. Duh. It's a hippo-sized portion, of course.

Q: What's the best way to serve it?

A: With a side of chunky monkey sauce, naturally.

Q: Can hippos eat anything else?

A: Only if it's pink. Otherwise, no.

Q: What's prophets' favorite party food?

A: We're not really sure. They're all, like,ประก prophet-types and stuff.

Q: What about dragons?

A: Dragons are all about the whole fire-breathing thing. They don't really do parties.

Q: And what about unicorns?

A: Unicorns are, like, totally vegan now. All about the acai bowls and quinoa salad.

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Note: This site is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to feed hippos actual food. They're a bit...particular.