Q: What is a hippo's favorite party food?
A: Carrot cake. Duh. It's a hippo-sized portion, of course.
Q: What's the best way to serve it?
A: With a side of chunky monkey sauce, naturally.
Q: Can hippos eat anything else?
A: Only if it's pink. Otherwise, no.
Q: What's prophets' favorite party food?
A: We're not really sure. They're all, like,ประก prophet-types and stuff.
Q: What about dragons?
A: Dragons are all about the whole fire-breathing thing. They don't really do parties.
Q: And what about unicorns?
A: Unicorns are, like, totally vegan now. All about the acai bowls and quinoa salad.
Note: This site is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to feed hippos actual food. They're a bit...particular.