Squishy Squash Rolls: The Unofficial Hippos' Guide to Party Food

As a connoisseur of all things tasty and absurd, the hippos of Neo-Brutalism have compiled a list of their favorite party foods. And what's better than a good ol' fashioned Squishy Squash Roll?

What to Do:

Party like it's 1999 (or whenever the last good time was).

Invite your favorite hippos and have a blast.

Don't forget the snacks.

What to Eat:

Squishy Squash Rolls (duh)

Spicy Nacho Dip

Mini Quiches

Miniature Meatballs

Miniature Meatballs with Miniature Meatball Skewers

Spicy Nacho Dip Recipe Mini Quiches Guide Hippo-Sized Meatballs Hippo-Sized Meatball Skewers

Stay classy, party people!