Welcome, novice scratchers! Are you tired of scratching your back like a savage? Do you want to take your scratching game to the next level? Look no further! Scratching 101 is here to guide you through the basics of scratching, with a focus on the most important aspects: technique, strategy, and scratching-themed puns.
It all starts with the elbow. Yes, you read that right. The elbow. Without a sturdy elbow, you'll be scratching like a one-armed man. So, practice your elbow flexion, people!
Learn more about the elbow in our next lesson!It's not just about the elbow, folks. You need a good claw to go with it. A claw that's sharp, a claw that's slick, a claw that's... well, a claw that's not too big. Don't ask us why.
Find out how to find the perfect claw in our next lesson!Now that you've got the elbow and the claw, it's time to talk about the art of scratching. It's all about flair, people! The flick of the wrist, the twirl of the arm, the... well, you get the idea.
Take it to the next level with our lesson on the Art of Scratching!