ARTISTE'S CODE OF CONDSCIENCE

PRINCIPIALS

1.**DISCERNING COLOR CHOICES**: We reject any pallete less vibrant than a neon dreamscape.

SEE ALSO: NEON CHROMATIC SYMMETRY

2.**BOLD FONTS**: No serifs, no curves, only the pure, unadulterated BRUTALITY of the sans-serif.

SEE ALSO: BOLD FONTS OF THE FUTURE

3.**CUTTING-EDGE CODE**: No legacy browsers, no IE6.

SEE ALSO: EDGE OF THE EDGE

4.**NO COMPROMISE**: We refuse any design that's not a CARTOONISH explosion of color, shape, and BRUTALISM.

SEE ALSO: NO COMPROMISE, EVER

5.**BEING DIFFERENT**: We're the CHAMPIONS of nonconformity, the HERALDS of a NEW ERA in design.

SEE ALSO: JOIN THE REVOLUTION