Welcome, citizen of the digital realm, to our humble abode of Neo-Brutalism! We are an avant-garde collective of visionaries who believe in the unadulterated beauty of the unrefined. Our mission is to bring forth a new wave of aesthetic innovation, unshackled by the constraints of convention and tradition.
We reject the saccharine sweetness of pastel-hued, cursive script and the sterile sterility of minimalism. No, we revel in the raw, unbridled expression of the human experience. Our manifesto is a battle cry against the bland, the boring, and the beige.
Join us, dear friend, in our crusade against the beige-ification of the digital world! Together, we shall forge a new path, a path of bold, unapologetic, and unapologetically-bad-taste. For in the words of our fearless leader, "If you're gonna do it, do it like you mean it, and don't be afraid to get a little messy!"