Levitation for Beginners

Chapter 1: The Fundamentals

Levitation: the art of floating things with your mind. Not to be confused with telekinesis, which is a thing you do, levitation is a thing you think. Or at least, it's what we're trying to tell ourselves.

First things first: you need to get your brain into the game. This means meditation, mantras, and a good dose of self-delusion. We recommend starting with a simple 'I am a levitation master' mantra, repeated 17 times while standing on one leg.

But don't worry, we've got a whole section dedicated to levitation tips, including 'How to levitate a pencil', 'Levitating a feather', and 'Levitating your cat (don't try this at home)'

For more information on the advanced techniques, click here.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try our experimental levitation techniques.

But wait, there's more! Check out our manifest for more information on the Levitation for Beginners philosophy.