Article 8, Section 3, Subsection B: "The Inalienable Right to be Obnoxious"
We, the Neo-Brutalist Vanguard, hold that the pursuit of unapologetic design is a fundamental human right. We will not be swayed by the whims of "usability" or "accessibility" experts, nor will we be bound by the shackles of "good taste."
Our manifesto demands that every pixel, every line of code, and every font choice be a bold statement of defiance against the status quo. We will not be afraid to be ugly, to be jarring, or to be off-putting.
We will not be tamed by the blandishments of "user experience" or "design principles." We will not be silenced by the cacophony of "best practices."
Our code will be a rebellion against the tyranny of the "normative."
Subpoint 8a: The Right to Be Loud
We reserve the right to use font sizes of 12pt, 14pt, and 16pt without explanation or justification.
Subpoint 8b: The Right to Be Unpredictable
We will use a different font family on every other element, because why not?
Subpoint 8c: The Right to Be Obnoxious
We will use the word "NO U" in all caps, because it's a powerful statement.