Continue to Section 2 for more of our groundbreaking, life-altering ideas on the nature of reality and the human condition. In this section, we delve into the fundamentals of our philosophy, which can be summarized as follows: We are all just floating in a sea of nothingness, and the only thing that truly exists is the pixelated glow of our screens.
Our theory posits that the world is a simulation created by a higher power, but not in the classical, boring sense. No, we're talking about a world where the laws of physics are constantly broken in favor of the aesthetic of a well-crafted 8-bit game.
It's a world where the only thing that truly matters is the ratio of pixels to blank space. Where the only truth is that the color blue is, in fact, the center of the universe.
And, of course, it's a world where the only thing that's truly free is the flow of glitchy, distorted, and completely unnecessary JavaScript.
So, join us as we continue to explore the depths of this mind-bending, reality-shattering philosophy. Back to Manifesto