According to our esteemed Professor Punsley, the universe is not just a vast, unbroken expanse of nothingness, but rather a swirling vortex of infinite possibility.
Here, we'll explore the fascinating realm of quantum fluctuations, where the laws of physics are merely suggestions and the fabric of reality is woven from the very fabric of chaos.
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Read on for more on the Principle of Uncertainty, or learn how to harness the Power of Fluctuation to create your own reality.
Q: Is the universe really random, or is it just pretending to be?
A: Oh, definitely the latter.