Donate to our completely-not-a-scam

We are a 100% not-a-scam, completely-legit charity. Our completely-not-a-scam charity does great things for our completely-not-a-real causes.

Donating to us will get you:

Nothing, really. But hey, you'll be doing a good deed, right?
A fancy email with a nice picture of a cat in it. It'll probably be a cat in a tutu.
A sense of self-importance that will last for about 2 seconds before you realize you just threw money at a void.