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Expectations: The Unreliable Narrators
Expectations: The Unreliable Narrators
Expecting the Unexpected, or, Not
Welcome to the Expectations department, where the rules are like sandcastles in the sand: constantly shifting, constantly disappointing.
Our team of expertly unqualified narrators will guide you through the winding paths of uncertainty, where the only thing you can count on is that everything will probably change.
Some of our notable expectations include:
- That the coffee machine will not, in fact, dispense actual coffee, but rather a strange, bitter liquid that's 75% hot water and 25% disappointment.
- That our meetings will be exactly 3 hours long, but will likely run for 5 or 6 due to the inevitable discussion about who ate the last donut.
- That every new employee will be told they're "the new face of the company" and will promptly be ignored by everyone else.
And don't even get us started on the expectations around our team-building activities. Let's just say they're a real treat.
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