We're not sure what's more astonishing: the utter lack of depth in this dimensionless realm or our utter lack of shame in serving it.
Perhaps you're a being of pure thought, trapped in a world devoid of spatial reasoning? Or maybe you're just a human who's really, really bad at math?
We're not here to judge. We're here to serve up some seriously flat content.
Learn more about our Flatline Theory, a groundbreaking explanation for the absence of curves in our universe.
Or, if you're feeling particularly flat, you might enjoy our Flatness Swap Meet, where you can trade in your dimensional items for some non-3D trinkets.
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