Subsite 3 of the Subsite 2: Where Innovation Goes to Die
Mission Statement:
Our mission is to create the most inefficient, overengineered, and unnecessary features in the Neo-Brutalist Empire. We're like the opposite of minimalism. If you're a fan of beige walls and beige attitudes, you might find our work inspiring.
Our Team:
Bureaucratic Bob: Our resident expert in doing more work for less pay.
Red Tape Ron: Our specialist in creating unnecessary regulations and paperwork.
Innovation Incubator Ian: Our go-to guy for ideas that will never see the light of day.