**Mission Log:**
We've received your transmission, Space Traveler. You're currently lost. Like, really lost. Like, "can't-even-find-your-own-asteroid-field" lost. Don't worry, though. We've got this.
We're tracking your location as... (checks console) ...Sector 7, Quadrant 3, Sub-Sector 9... or is it 10? Hmm, we'll get back to you
While we're working on your rescue, why not take a look at some of our other services?
Stay tuned, Space Traveler. We'll have you back on course in no time. Or, at the very least, we'll have you back on a planet that's not completely covered in spikes and flames.