You have requested the utterly useless and completely fascinating page: Needlessly Verbose Subpages
On this page, you'll find an exhaustive list of our most verbose and indulgent subpages, each one a monument to the art of saying the bare minimum with maximum words.
Click here for our eternal, never-ending rambling subpage, here for our self-obsession-fueled subpage, or here for our subpage where sentences defy all reason and logic.