Our Services
- Existential Dread Analysis: We'll help you find the meaning in your existential crisis.
- Meaningful Nonsense Generation: We'll give you a purpose, even if it's not actually meaningful.
- Reality Distortion: We'll help you find the meaning in the meaningless.
Our Expertise
Our team consists of highly trained and highly caffeinated philosophers, ready to tackle your meaning-related problems. Our lead philosopher, "Balthazar McMeanface" has a Ph.D. in Nihilism, and is an expert in the field of "Not Really Knowing What's Going On."