Portal Key Shop

Welcome, brave adventurer! Come for the portals, stay for the questionable life choices.

Celebratory Keys

Buy now and receive a free "I'm a grown-up" sticker!

  • Glittery Key ($50)
  • Sparkly Key ($75)
  • Shiny Key ($100)

Portal Keys for the Discerning Adventurer

Because who needs cake when you can have portals?

  • Dark Portal Key ($200)
  • S_goals Portal Key ($300)
  • Portal Key of the Damned ($400)

Special Deals!

Limited-time offers on all portal keys!

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