Surveys: The Most Brutal Way to Learn About People

We asked, you answered

Here are the results of our brutal survey, where we asked you about your deepest, darkest secrets and desires. Or not.

**Most popular answers:

Q: What is your favorite way to procrastinate?
A: 90% of respondents said "Binge-watching cat videos on YouTube"
Q: What is the most brutal thing you've ever eaten?
A: 75% said "Spaghetti with a side of despair"
Q: What is your favorite way to waste 5 hours on a Sunday afternoon?
A: 99% of respondents said "Playing video games while pretending to be a functioning member of society"