Survey Says: No Cats

It's official: 100% of our respondents reported no cats. This is not a drill.

But don't worry, we're not judging. Unless you're one of the 0% who actually has a cat. In that case, we're judging you.

Here's a breakdown of our findings:

• No Cats: 100%
• No Cat Lovers: 99%
• No Cat Litter Boxes: 98%
• No Cat Videos on YouTube: 97%

View our survey results on socks.

View our survey results on cat videos.