The Great Color Green Utopia Survey

A Study on the Effects of Excessive Greenness

Welcome to the Color Green Utopia, where the air is sweet with the scent of fresh-cut grass and the skies are perpetually painted with hues of mint. We're conducting a survey to better understand the effects of excessive greenness on the human psyche.

• On a scale of 1-10, how much do you enjoy walking through fields of emerald?
• Do you find yourself becoming more productive when surrounded by lime green accents?
• Would you rather have a 5th eye that sees only in shades of green or the ability to fly with wings made of leaves?

Please select all that apply:

• 1. I love walking through fields of emerald!
• 2. I find myself becoming more productive when surrounded by lime green accents.
• 3. I would rather have a 5th eye that sees only in shades of green.
• 4. I would rather have the ability to fly with wings made of leaves.
• 5. Other (please specify in the comments)