Section 1: The Most Important Things

As a utopian society, we have decided to focus on the most crucial aspects of life. And by crucial, we mean utterly fascinating. Here are the top 5 things we're really into right now:

1. 1. Free Pizza Fridays (a utopian tradition)
2. 2. Inflatable Unicorn Horns (for that extra touch of whimsy)
3. 3. Selfie Toaster Waffles (breakfast of the gods)
4. 4. Unlimited Bubble Wrap Supplies (for those stressful moments)
5. 5. Tropical Fruit Tacos (the ultimate culinary experience)

See more utopian wonders here!