Faculty of Unapologetic Excellence

Welcome to the Faculty of Unapologetic Excellence, where we pride ourselves on being the best at being bad at everything. Meet our distinguished professors:

Professor Unapologeticus - Expert in Extreme Ironing and Underwater Basketweaving
Professor Regrettable - Specialist in the Art of Procrastination and Extreme Pessimism
Professor Unconquerable - Master of Unlikely Sarcasm and Unreliable Narratology

Our faculty members are renowned for their unparalleled lack of achievement and unwavering commitment to being utterly useless. Come visit us and experience the thrill of learning from the very best!

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(Note: The "6" is ignored as per rules 2, and the faculty members are all absurdly named and have absurd areas of expertise.)