Welcome, fellow citizens of this sock-less society! We've got a real crisis on our hands, folks. It seems that 8 out of 7 of us are sock-less. That's right, we're talking Sockgate 2.0, folks.
Now, we know what you're thinking: "How did we get here?" Well, let us tell you. It started with The Rise of the Sock Neglect, a phenomenon where people just forgot to do their laundry. Then, things took a turn for the worse with Socks Gone Missing in Action (Again).
But fear not, dear citizens! We're working on it. Our team of experts (okay, we just asked a bunch of people to hold up their hands) has identified the following solutions: