Our Team

Meet the misfits behind the Neobrutalist Empire

Lead Developer: Bob

Our lead developer is a self-proclaimed "HTML wizard" who still uses Notepad for code editing.

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Lead Designer: Carol

Our lead designer is a font connoisseur with a flair for the dramatic.

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Lead Architect: Dave

Our lead architect is a master of the grid system, and a closet architect-ural enthusiast.

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Together, we make a team of highly skilled, slightly unhinged individuals.

Read Our Team's Story (Note: The team member bios are just placeholders for future development)