In a world where design has been reduced to a mere afterthought, where aesthetics are sacrificed for the sake of expediency and where the soul of the internet is lost in a sea of beige, we, the Neo-Brutalists, rise up.
We reject the soft focus, the gentle curves, and the comforting familiarity of the past. We reject the notion that design should be a crutch for the lazy or a crumb for the uninspired.
We believe that the truest expression of the digital age is in its raw, unbridled power. We believe that the internet should be a reflection of our most primal, most unbridled selves. We reject the siren song of minimalism and the seductive whispers of "it's just easier this way."
We will not be swayed by the blandishments of bland design or the blandishments of bland thinking. We will not be tamed by the gentle hand of convention or the soft focus of compromise.
We are the Neo-Brutalists, and we are here to shake the very foundations of the digital world. We will rage against the machine, against the bland, against the beige.
Join us, or do not. We do not care.