The Neo-Brutalist Team's Overly-Optimistic Outlook

Dr. Emily J. Bruta

Director of Over-Engineering and Chief Optimist-in-Chief

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Dr. Brian D. Bloke

Director of Under-Engineering and Chief Pessimist-in-Chief

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Zephyr "Zee" Zingpocket

Lead Developer of Over-Complicated Solutions

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Our team is a collection of highly skilled, slightly unhinged individuals dedicated to pushing the boundaries of what is possible in web development.

We believe that the only thing more beautiful than a well-crafted HTML document is a poorly-crafted one, with enough whitespace to make your eyes water.

Join us on our merry bandwagon of questionable design choices and subpar code.

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(Note: The images are fictional, but if you'd like, I can try to come up with more team members and their respective portfolios!)