Meet the Team

We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals who have dedicated their lives to creating the most aesthetically pleasingly ugly websites the world has ever seen.

We're led by our fearless leader, Balthazar McSnaz, a master of the dark arts and a virtuoso of vitriol.

Our team consists of:

• Balthazar's Right Hand, our lead designer, who is only good at design because he's really bad at math.
• The Codemaster, our lead coder, who can write code that's so fast, it'll make your head spin (but not too fast, because we're not into that).
• Caffeine Queen, our lead coffee connoisseur, who fuels our productivity with an endless supply of dark roast.

We're proud to be a team that's as ugly as we are beautiful.

Visit our team blog for more information, or our team merchandise store for some truly hideous merchandise.